⚡ now with 100% more audacity

AI that's
actually fun.

We build software that thinks faster than your group chat, and a security layer that's smarter than your crypto-bro cousin. Also: you're probably missing out. Just saying.

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dark patterns
vibes
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[ apps ]

five things...and counting.

#01LIVE

Anonyme

big-tech anonymizer

confuse the algorithm. feed google, meta & co. just enough noise that their dossier on you goes fuzzy.

  • algorithm confuser
  • runs on a schedule
  • keeps a receipt
#02BETA

The Button Game

prompt-injection bootcamp

a game that teaches your team how NOT to get tricked by sneaky prompts. it's more fun than it sounds.

  • 100+ puzzles
  • multiplayer mode
  • real certs
⏳ ON THE LINEcoming soon — get on the waitlist
#03PRE-ALPHA

Stockit

inventory hero · coming soon

an AI that WILL reorder at 3am, negotiate with suppliers, and still make you look smart in standup. we're building it. get on the list.

  • auto-reorder
  • supplier chat
  • nightly brief
#04PRE-ALPHA

Mineme

monetize your own data · coming soon

pick exactly what you'll expose for AI training — and get paid for it. your data, your call, your cut.

  • granular consent
  • pay-per-expose
  • walk away anytime
#05PRE-ALPHA

Tiny Limp

linux productivity for everyone · coming soon

democratizing linux productivity apps for the masses. the power of penguin, finally without the PhD.

  • zero-config
  • works for grandma
  • still actually linux
⚡ your data, your rules

your data is a double-edged ethernet cable.

big tech's been eating it for free. we think you should either keep it, or get paid for it — your choice. here's how we tilt the table back.

01

confuse the algorithm

anonyme feeds big tech just enough noise to blur who you really are. you stay you; their dossier gets amnesia.

02

monetize your own data

mineme (coming soon) lets you pick exactly what you'll expose for AI training — and get paid for it. your data, your call, your cut.

03

consent, on your terms

granular toggles for what leaves your device and what stays. no dark patterns, no shady defaults, no "agree to continue."

04

always, opt-in

we don't sell your info, we don't sneak-train on it, and we make it trivially easy to walk away with everything you've given us.

[ dial us up ]

let's make
something loud.

tell us what you want to hear about. we'll send a short, non-annoying note when we've got news.

your message goes to our inbox via formspree. we don't share it, sell it, or train AI on it — and we'll forget you the moment you ask.